Appendix: Unimportant Details You Probably Didn't Ask For

Because you asked for it, here's a bunch of stuff that nobody cares about. Like, seriously, who even reads this stuff?

• Secret Handshake Agreements (Because we all know you're secretly making deals in the back room
• Buried in the Fine Print (Because that's where the lawyers hide the good stuff
• More Boring Stuff (For the love of all that's holy, just click the link already

		
			// This is some super important code, but honestly, you're probably not even reading this
			// It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s, but we'll pretend it's interesting
			// Don't @ me
		
	

That's it. That's all. We're done here. Go ahead, click that link, and get back to your exciting life.