Secret Handshake Agreements Memorandum

This document outlines the non-negotiable terms of our clandestine understanding.

Minutes of the Actual Meeting

Section 1: The Unbreakable Pacts

Article 1: The Committee shall not, under any circumstances, share its findings with the public or any external entity.

Article 2: The Committee shall maintain a strict rotation for the provision of refreshments during meetings.

Memorandum Addendum