Minutes of the Sock Committee Meeting

Present: Socky McSockface (Chair), Socko the Unwise, Socko the Unlucky, Socko the Unloved, and Socko the Unremarkable.

1. Socky McSockface called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM sharp. The room was filled with an overwhelming sense of purpose.

Decision 1: The Sock Drawer Organization Decision 2: Sock Matching Decision 3: Sock Smuggling Decision 4: Sock Fencing Decision 5: Sock Retirement