Today, the committee will be deciding about the very thing they're deciding about: deciding. Yes, it's a real thing.
Agenda Item 1: Should we decide to decide, or should we not decide? The fate of the universe hangs in the balance.
Subitem 1a: What color should the decision be? Options include:
Subitem 1b: Should we take a break for snacks? It's always about the snacks.
Agenda Item 2: Deciding on the deciding method. Should we use: