Meeting Minutes - Last Week

The meeting started at 14:00 and ended at 17:00. Present were John, Jane, and Bob.

Item 1: Discuss the new coffee machine. John said it's broken, Jane said it's fine. Bob said it's probably just John.

Item 2: Decide on a new committee chair. John said he's too busy. Jane said she's too tired. Bob said he's too... well, Bob said he's too everything.

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Meeting Schedule

Next week: Monday at 13:00 in Room 314.

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