Are you tired of living in a world where time is a linear, predictable construct?
Do you yearn for the freedom to jump back and forth through the ages, leaving a trail of temporal chaos in your wake?
Well, strap on, because Minutes Containment Suit Up is here to help!
First, don your trusty Containment Suit, a marvel of modern technology that allows you to contain the minutes of your past and future in a single, convenient package.
Next, set your sights on the time period of your choice. Will you be a medieval knight, a flapper girl, or a 1980s rockstar?
Once you've got your suit and your era, just press the 'Go' button and get ready to make some temporal trouble!
Start your journey in the 1920s, where the art deco era is in full bloom and the jazz is hot!
Or, try your luck in the 1980s, where the synthesizers are blaring and the mullets are flowing!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump into the Wild West, where outlaws and saloon girls await!