Emergency Evacuation Plan (E2P)

Step 1: Panic for 5 minutes

Step 2: Grab a few essentials (food, water, and a good book)

Step 3: Board the last remaining flight to Flight Standby

Step 4: Enjoy the in-flight meal of stale crackers and regret

Step 5: Land safely, but not before experiencing severe turbulence

Step 6: Call a friend to check if the world still exists

Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6 until the apocalypse is over, or your phone dies