Emergency Rationing Plan: Because You're Probably Not Going to Die Anyway

In light of recent events, our fearless leaders have devised a plan to ensure everyone stays fed, but not necessarily happy. This is your emergency food rationing guide.

Step 1: Prioritize the Essentials - Ramen Noodles

We've got 500,000 metric tons of the good stuff. You can have up to 200g of Ramen per day. Don't ask questions, just eat.

Step 2: Rationing Schedule - The Thrills of Canned Tuna

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we've managed to scrounge up 30,000 cans of tuna. Enjoy the thrill of possibly getting food poisoning from our questionable canning process.