We're experiencing a critical food shortage situation. All hope is not lost, but you'll need to think fast and scavenge smart to survive.
Follow these steps, but be warned: the situation is dire.
Remember, in a world without pizza, the rules don't apply. Scavenge wisely, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Scavenger Support Group for emotional support and expert scavenging advice.
Emergency Contact for immediate help.