LAST MEETING MINUTES

Minutes of the Last Meeting of Our Times, held 2 days ago in the basement of the conference room.

Attendees:

• Bob
• Alice
• The CEO
• The Guy Who Forgot His Lunchbox (aka "The Intern")
• The Guy Who Spilled Coffee on the Whiteboard (aka "The Artist")

Agenda:

• The Meaning of Life
• Free Pizza in the Break Room (or Not)
• The Best Way to Eat a Tuna Sandwich
• The Secret to Writing a Good Memo to the CEO

Action Items:

• Someone should have brought a firehose to the meeting.
• The CEO's tie was on fire.
• The meeting will never end.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned with no clear resolution, only a lingering sense of existential dread.

See Also:

Last Meeting Adjournment