Meeting 005: ACTION ITEMS

Action Items

1. Call the IT department and complain about the copier. It's been jammed... again.
2. Order 20 more boxes of "World's Best Dad" coffee mugs. We need to stock up.
3. Fire the new intern. They're still not doing it right.
4. Set the coffee machine to "EXTREMELY STRONG" again. We like it.
5. Tell Karen from HR that her cat's hair is not a legitimate disability accommodation.

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