Meeting 005: ACTION ITEMS
Action Items
- 1. Call the IT department and complain about the copier. It's been jammed... again.
- 2. Order 20 more boxes of "World's Best Dad" coffee mugs. We need to stock up.
- 3. Fire the new intern. They're still not doing it right.
- 4. Set the coffee machine to "EXTREMELY STRONG" again. We like it.
- 5. Tell Karen from HR that her cat's hair is not a legitimate disability accommodation.
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