Presented by: Bob, the Unlucky IT Guy
We're here to discuss the new stapler, a behemoth of paper-destroying power. Unfortunately, it's been malfunctioning since the dawn of time.
Key points:
- It staples at a 45 degree angle, rendering the papers useless.
- It has a tendency to jam after three staples.
- The safety lock has been removed, because why bother, right?
Next meeting: The Stapler of Doom II: Electric Boogaloo