Minutes of the Mysterious Meeting 13, Session 2: The Great Forgetting

Present: Bob, Joe, Jane, and 3 others who are still trying to remember their names.

Objective: Recall the reason we bought that thing...

Discussion:

Beth: "I think we bought it for the couch."
Bob: "No, no, I'm sure it was for the toaster."
Joe: "Wait, what were we even buying it for again?"

Conclusion: We have no idea what we're talking about.

Note: Meeting will reconvene in 5 minutes. Or possibly next week. Maybe.

Proceed to Meeting 14 Review Meeting 12: The Original Forgetting This response serves up a satirical take on the minutes of a mysterious meeting, complete with a cryptic agenda and participants trying to recall the purpose of the meeting.