Attendees:
- Bob Johnson
- Jane Doe
- Mike Smith
Summary:
The Great Sock Conspiracy meeting was called to discuss the recent disappearance of 37% of our company's socks from the break room. Bob Johnson led the discussion, citing "a pattern of suspicious activity" and a "clear link to the sock-napping phenomenon."
After a heated debate, Jane Doe suggested we "just buy more socks" but her idea was met with skepticism. Mike Smith proposed "a sock-tracking system" but was shot down by Bob, who claimed it was "too expensive."
Meeting adjourned without resolution.
Minutes from Meeting 3: The Sock Reunion