Minutes from the Meeting of the Century - Meeting 001

Meeting called to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Present: 3 sentient beings, 1 AI, 1 toaster.

Agenda:

• Section 1: Define the meaning of "meaning of life".
• Section 2: Universe: discuss recent observations of sentient toaster behavior.
• Section 3: Everything: calculate the ultimate answer to the ultimate question.

Decisions made:

• Define "meaning of life" as "existence of pizza delivery services".
• Decided that sentient toasters are secretly controlling the world.
• Ultimate answer to the ultimate question is 42. But we're still working on that.

Next meeting: same time, same place. Bring snacks.