According to renowned expert, Dr. Sock Norris, the universe is plagued by a sinister force known as Socknapping.
This diabolical phenomenon occurs when socks, those humble companions to our feet, vanish into thin air, leaving only a solitary partner in their wake.
The Sock Theorists of the world are united in their quest for answers, and we've got the evidence:
But beware, for the Sock Theorists are not without their own agenda, and some have been known to go a bit...hmm...
Join the fight against Socknapping, and together, we can uncover the truth!
Dr. Norris's latest study reveals that Socknapping rates are up 300% since the invention of the washing machine!
Become a Sock Theorist today and receive a complimentary pair of socks (while they last).