Log entry 1: 2021-04-01 08:00:00 - Attempted to prevent coffee shop from running out of coffee. Failed.
Log entry 2: 2021-04-02 14:00:00 - Successfully prevented the cat from getting hairballs on the keyboard. Again.
Log entry 3: 2021-04-03 10:00:00 - Invented new recipe for cat hair-based lasagna.
April 4th - Invented the 'Cat Hair-ceptionist' - a revolutionary new career path.