Oxygen Leak Procedure - Evacuation Plan
Step 1: Remain Calm
Try not to panic. It's just a leaky spaceship.
- Take slow, deep breaths through your mouth.
- Do not attempt to fix the leak with a paperclip or a hair tie.
- Call for assistance, but only if you're sure it's not just your neighbor's cat.
Step 2: Gather Supplies
We'll need these:
- Oxygen tank (check the storage room)
- Space suit (from the emergency closet)
- Snacks (from the cafeteria)
Step 3: Evacuate the Area
Leave the ship, but not before you've grabbed your favorite space novel.
- Head towards the exit (it's that way)
- Don't look back, even if you hear the sound of hissing air.
- If you're on fire, run faster.