Donutgate Scandal Rocks the Nation

Breaking: A scandal has rocked the nation as it was revealed that a certain politician's love for donuts is not only an addiction but also a national security threat.

• Senator Johnson was seen sneaking into the local donut shop at 3am, wearing a trench coat and a pair of sunglasses.
• Multiple sources confirm that the senator's donut of choice is the "Maple Bacon" variety, known for its high sugar content and potential to induce feelings of euphoria.

As the nation struggles to come to terms with this new information, protests have begun to erupt in the streets, with chants of "Donuts, Not Democracy!" and "Johnson, You're Done!"