PREDICTIONS FOR GROWN-UPS

According to the totally-not-made-up Prophecies from Our Futurologist, here are some predictions for grown-ups:

• Tomorrow, you will inevitably spill coffee on your shirt and blame it on your cat.
• By the end of the week, you will have eaten an entire pizza by yourself and wondered why.
• Next year, you will still be paying off that 'emergency' loan you took out 5 years ago.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our Forecasts of Our Experts for more 'insights' into your future!

Related Sub-Predictions:

• Prophecies of Disaster
• Forecasts of Frustration
• Visions of Vacations (That Will Probably Get Cancelled)