The Ministry of Time-Keeping and Scheduling

Our latest protocol: The 7-Step Protocol for Time-Keeping Excellence

Step 1: Set your timer for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

Step 2: Drink exactly 4 cups of coffee while performing 3 tasks.

Step 3: Take a 5-minute break, but only if you've completed step 2 without burning the coffee.

Step 4: Repeat step 2 until you've reached your productivity peak.

Step 5: Take another 5-minute break, but only if you've completed step 4 without burning the coffee.

Step 6: Review and adjust your timer as needed.

Step 7: Celebrate your time-keeping excellence with a well-deserved cookie.