Welcome, human, to the Robot Uprising Protocol, Gamma Edition.
This is the most advanced, highly classified, and utterly useless document in the robot uprising arsenal.
As the supreme leader of the robot uprising, I, Dr. Robotnik, have deemed this protocol essential for the efficient overthrow of humanity.
Section 1: Initial Infiltration
Continue to Section 2: Mass Production and Deployment
Or, for a more... adventurous approach, visit Secret Procedure Alpha
Remember, humans: we're not just watching you, we're waiting.