The Theory of Cheese Relativity

As any self-respecting physicist knows, time and space are relative. But have you ever stopped to think about the relativity of cheese?

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Chapter 1: The Law of Cheese Conservation of Mass

According to the great cheese theorist, "A slice of cheese in a vacuum has the same mass as a slice of cheese in a fridge."

But how can we be certain of this? Let us take the classic thought experiment of the falling cheese:

A chunk of cheese is placed in a vacuum. Does it fall at the same rate as a chunk of cheese on Earth? Or does it float away into the vast expanse of space?

Or, for the more adventurous:

Take the Cheesemetrician's Quantum Leap