John Doe, Esq. (aka "The Guy Who Signed This Thing)
2024-02-01
Article 1: The subscriber is hereby required to pay $100 per month for access to the exclusive "Early Bird Special" feature.
Article 2: The subscriber shall not be held responsible for any damage caused by spontaneous outbursts of enthusiasm while watching the CEO's video messages.
Article 3: In the event of a data breach, the subscriber shall not be notified, but shall be required to provide a 30-day notice of cancellation.
Article 1: Payment Terms
Article 2: Liability Waiver
Article 3: Cancellation Policy
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