Where the laws of thermodynamics go to die.
When a taco is heated, it gains energy.
A taco at rest will always be a taco at rest.
(But only if it's not a Crunchy Taco, those are always in motion).
E = T * (1 - (Crunchiness / 100))
A taco in contact with a surface will always come to rest.
(Unless it's a Soft Taco, those just roll away).
Taco = Softness * (1 - (Surface's firmness / 100))
You can't un-eat a taco.
(Don't try, it's just not gonna happen).
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