Q: How do I prevent my subconscious from hijacking my dream weavings?
A: Ah, that's like asking how to stop a toddler from eating all the cookies. Short answer: you can't. Long answer: try setting up a dream-weaving firewall, but be warned: it'll just lead to more questions.
Q: Can I use my Automated Dream Weaving (ADW) device to lucid dream about pizza?
A: Ha! You want to lucid-dream about pizza? That's like asking if we can have pizza for every meal. Answer: it's possible, but only if you've got a strong stomach and a love for carb-loaded escapism. Check out our Lucid Pizza Dreaming Guide for more info.
Q: What's the deal with the strange noises at night?
A: Oh, that's just the hum of our experimental quantum entanglement generator, keeping your dreams... well, entangled. Check the Noise Reports page for updates, or just try earplugs.
Q: Can I get a refund for the time I spent in a never-ending loop of existential dread?
A: Ah, that's a tough one. Look, we can try to offer you a Loop Reversal Session, but no promises. It's like trying to get a refund for a bad joke: not happening.