Techniques for Maximizing Nap Time
Welcome, sleepy citizens of Utopia! Are you tired of being awake for more than 5 minutes at a time? Do you yearn for a life of perpetual somnolence?
Technique #1: The 5-Minute Rule
Set your alarm clock to go off 5 minutes after you've just fallen asleep. Repeat this process until you've accumulated a respectable number of naps.
Technique #2: The Snooze Button
Hit the snooze button on your alarm clock, and immediately hit it again. Repeat this process until you've successfully woken up in a different dimension.
Technique #3: The Sleep Potion
Concoct a mysterious elixir using a combination of 3 parts moonstone, 2 parts chamomile, and 1 part pure, unadulterated sleep.
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