Weighted Napping: The Art of Optimal Slumber

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you yearn for a life of pure, unadulterated laziness? Look no further than Weighted Napping!

Our patented Weighted Napping technology uses a carefully calibrated combination of weights and pulleys to create the perfect balance of comfort and discomfort, allowing you to achieve a state of optimal slumber.

Side effects may include: excessive drooling, spontaneous napping, and increased risk of missing deadlines.

Popular Nap Techniques

• Weighted Nap Modes
• Weighted Nap Tips
• Weighted Nap Variants

			**Weighted Nap Formula (patent pending)**

			1. Calculate the optimal amount of slumber based on individual productivity needs
			2. Apply carefully calibrated weights to the subject
			3. Monitor for excessive drooling and adjust weights as necessary
		

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