Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Miracle-Council?

The Miracle-Council is a mystical assembly of experts in the field of miracles. We are here to guide and advise individuals on the best ways to achieve the impossible.

Learn more about our mission.

How do I become a Miracle-Worker?

Apply to our rigorous training program, which includes courses in Miracle-ology, Miracle-Mechanic, and Miracle-Magic.

Browse our job listings.

Can I request a miracle on a Tuesday?

No. We only grant miracles on Wednesdays. But don't worry, we have a comprehensive list of miracle-substitutes available for Tuesdays.

View our miracle-substitutes.

Will I have to wear a cloak of invisibility to attend the council meetings?

No. Our meetings are always held in plain sight. We are not a secret society of ninja warriors.

Read about our meeting protocols.