The Miracle Council - 2023-01-01 Predictions

Welcome to the Miracle Council's predictions for the year 2023-01-01! We've got our crystal balls, tarot cards, and a healthy dose of absurdity.

It will rain cheese.

Yes, you heard that right. The skies will open up and release a torrent of melted cheddar. Don't worry, it's a thing.

A picture of a cow looking worried as cheese rains down on it

Aliens will land on the White House lawn.

They'll be here to borrow some sugar, but don't worry, they promise to pay it back in full. They've got a great credit score on their home planet.

A picture of the White House with a giant spaceship landing on the lawn

The internet will be free.

We're talking about the real deal. Free from cat videos, memes, and endless scrolling. It's going to be glorious.

A picture of a person in a park, surrounded by a sea of freedom

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