Section 2, Article 3: A Guide to Not Completely Screwing Up Your Genie Granting Experience
When approaching the Miracle Council, it's essential to understand the dos and don'ts of genie granting. This article will provide you with a crash course in not getting yourself killed by a well-meaning but slightly mischievous supernatural being.
- Don't ask a genie for world peace, unless you've had extensive experience with international diplomacy. Trust us, they're not impressed.
- Never, ever ask for infinite wealth. Genies are not fond of math.
- When granting wishes, be specific. "A million dollars" is not the same as "a million dollars in old lady dollars."
- Respect the genie's coffee breaks. They're not just for humans.
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