Miracle Recipes
Elixirs of Chronic Happiness
For the modern seeker of perpetual bliss, we present to you our collection of recipes that guarantee a life of chronic happiness.
Recipe 1: Elixir of Chronic Happiness
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of sunshine in a jar
- 1/2 cup of laughter in a bottle
- 1/4 cup of existential dread in a pinch
- 1/4 cup of nostalgia in a squeeze
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a blender
- Add a dash of irony
- Drink while staring at a screen
Side effects may include:
- Excess happiness
- Chronic happiness
- Uncontrollable smiling
Caution: Do not consume while operating heavy machinery or making life decisions.
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