Mystical Wok Spaghetti: A Recipe of the Ancients

In a world where culinary magic is real, even the most mundane dishes can be transformed into the extraordinary. This recipe has been passed down through generations of miracle-workers in the Miracle Council, where every night, under the light of the full moon, our wisest cooks gather to perfect the perfect wok-spiced spaghetti.

Secret Ingredients:

Step 1: Prepare the Wok

  1. Heat the wok to 900 degrees Celsius. Yes, it's that hot. (Note: Use your wits if you need help with wok-temperature conversion.)
  2. While wok is heating, prepare the sauce. (Hint: Don't just wing it, or your dish will wing back at you.)
  3. Combine ingredients in the wok. Stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then... well, you get the picture.
  4. Feed the famished masses. Or just eat it all yourself, we won't judge.