Step 1: Gather 500 grams of pure dragonfire salt. Yes, you heard that right. Dragonfire salt. It's a game-changer.
Step 2: Wok your favorite fries in a mixture of 3 parts olive oil, 1 part dragon's breath oil. Don't question the ratio, just do it.
Step 3: Add a dash of fiery dragon's scale powder. This is where things get real.
Click here for the next step, but only if you're feeling brave.
Remember, with great fire comes great responsibility. And also a good fire insurance policy.
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do, we're not here to judge.
For best results, use a wok that's been blessed by a fire dragon.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous questioning of life choices.