Spaghetti with Celestial Meatballs

A dish so divine, so transcendent, it's said to grant the consumer temporary omniscience.

Ingredients:

• Spaghetti, cooked al dente
• Celestial meatballs, harvested under the light of a full moon
• Starlight oil, infused with the essence of unicorn tears
• Galactic parmesan, shaved from the flanks of a rare, space-dwelling cow

Instructions:

1. Combine cooked spaghetti, celestial meatballs, starlight oil, and galactic parmesan in a celestial crucible
2. Stir clockwise for 7.33 minutes, then counterclockwise for 3.14 minutes
3. Repeat as necessary, until the dish has reached a state of perfect, harmonious balance

Side Effects:

• Temporary omniscience
• Uncontrollable urges to don a cape and fly
• Rare, spontaneous outbursts of poetic verse

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