Pancake of the Gods: A Miracle in a Bowl

Warning: This pancake is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or pancreas. It's for those who dare to defy the laws of culinary physics and culinary sanity.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Miracle Flour
• 1 cup of Golden Syrup
• 1/2 cup of Unicorn Tears
• 1/2 cup of Sparkling Stardust

Instructions:

1. Mix Miracle Flour and Golden Syrup in a bowl until you're left with a mixture that's 97% pure bliss.
2. Add Unicorn Tears while whispering ancient incantations of "I will not cry when I eat this".
3. Stir clockwise until the mixture is smooth, then counterclockwise until it's not.
4. Pour into a mold shaped like the face of a minor deity.
5. Bake at 400°F for exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds.

Side effects:

• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Permanent loss of dignity
• Sudden urge to join a cult

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