The Miracle Council: Rules of Engagement

Article I: The Councilor's Code of Conduct

The Miracle Council is bound by an unshakeable code of conduct. Article I, Section 3, Subsection B states: "Councilors are required to wear matching jumpsuits to all meetings." Learn more about the Jumpsuit Initiative

Article II: The Right to Miraculous Interjections

Every member of the Miracle Council has the inalienable right to interject with a witty remark at any moment. However, these interjections must be made in 5-word or less, as per Article II, Section 2, Subsection C. Read the full list of approved interjections

Article III: The Council's Right to Sarcasm

The Miracle Council is not above sarcasm. In fact, it is encouraged. Article III, Section 1, Subsection A states: "Sarcasm is the Council's best defense against existential dread." Learn the art of Council Sarcasm