We are the masters of manipulation, the virtuosos of vagary, the sultans of sleight of hand.
Beware, for we can make a lie sound like the truth, and the truth sound like a lie.
Or, if you will, just click here to meet our agents.
Or, if you're feeling particularly devious, click here for our Decoy Ops department.
(Please, do not try to leave. We've rigged the exit with an infinite loop of elevator music.)