Our Story
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a small village known as Mishapen Ratatouie. It was a village like any other, except for one thing: every resident was a master chef with a penchant for the absurd.
Our village was famous for its ratatouie, a dish so divine it would make the gods weep with envy. But little did we know, our ratatouie was more than just a tasty meal, it was a gateway to another dimension.
It started with a recipe gone wrong. Our head chef, the great and powerful Pierre, added an extra dash of paprika. The result was a flavor so bold, so bright, that it opened a rift in the fabric of space-time.
We were not prepared for what came next. A being from another world, with a penchant for all things round and squishy, appeared in our midst. He was known only as "The Gouda," and he had a proposition for us.
He offered us a deal: in exchange for our finest ratatouie, he would share with us the secrets of the multiverse. We, being a village of culinary masterminds, could not resist.
And so, our story began.