Mishapen Rattatouie: Pan-Fried Pandemonium Recipe for Disaster

A recipe so catastrophically bad, it's good! A culinary abomination that will ruin your kitchen, your relationships, and possibly your life.

Ingredients:

1 cup of Liquid Despair, 2 cups of Shredded Hope, 1/4 cup of Failed Relationships, 1/2 cup of Broken Dreams, 1/4 cup of Screaming Children, 3 cups of Miscellaneous Chaos

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl, while crying and screaming.

2. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 7.3 seconds while whispering "It's all going to end in tears".

3. Pour the mixture into a greased-up pan, and watch as your life descends into pandemonium.

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