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**Mission Briefing 001: Operation: "Breadwinner"

We have reason to believe that the enemy has developed a new strain of highly addictive pastry.

Our agents in the field have reported the following intel:

• Croissant: Highly addictive. Can cause severe cravings for butter.
• Cannoli: May cause temporary blindness, permanent love for Sicily.
• Baguette: Known to induce feelings of existential dread in those who have not had breakfast.

**Recommended Action Items:**

• Deploy team Bravo to infiltrate the enemy's bakery.
• Use extreme caution when engaging the enemy's pastry chefs.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to negotiate with the enemy's pastry.