Alien Taxonomy Phase 2, Subsection 22: The Great Taxing

By Order of the Intergalactic Taxing Authority, you are hereby notified that all alien lifeforms are subject to taxation.

Subsection 22.1: Taxation of Gaseous Beings

• Taxes on Ozone Emissions
• Planetary Gas Taxes

Subsection 22.2: Taxation of Crystalline Beings

• Taxes on Crystalline Resonance
• Mineral Extraction Taxes

Subsection 22.3: Taxation of Biological Beings

• Taxes on Reproduction
• Food Source Taxes

Failure to comply with these taxing orders will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Galactic Debtors' Prison, Alienation, and/or forced viewing of intergalactic reruns of Space Opera: The Musical