**Tunnel 3 is now operational.** Reports indicate that the tunnel's entrance is still a mess, but the exit is looking good. The air quality is still suboptimal, but our engineers are on it. The only issue is with the snack vending machines - they've been dispensing stale pizza for days.
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**Note:** All links are subject to change. Please do not attempt to navigate through the tunnels. Your safety is not our concern.
**Disclaimer:** This is not actual military protocol, but rather a fictional representation for entertainment purposes only.