Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world as we know it has been turned upside down. The skies are filled with flying pigs, the oceans have turned into chocolate, and the moon is made of cheese. Our top-secret contingency plan, codenamed "Operation 42", has been activated.
As part of our emergency response team, you have been assigned to report to the Secret Bunker 6, where you will receive further instructions on how to save the world from certain doom.
Do not panic. Repeat, do not panic.
Hyperlinks to other emergency response resources: Operation Briefing, Emergency Rations, and Secret Schedule
Remember, the world is counting on you!