It was supposed to be a daring heist, but things didn't quite go as planned. Our team of expert thieves was ambushed by a group of sleepy raccoons. Yes, you read that right. Raccoons. They were not impressed by our team's attempts to steal the world's largest ball of twine.
Our team leader, Jack "The Ace" Anderson, was last seen fleeing the scene on a unicycle, chased by an angry mob of raccoons. His last transmission was: "This mission was a bust. Repeat, a bust."
For those interested in learning more about the Great Raccoon Heist of '22, click here for the official incident report.
Or, if you'd like to see more of Jack "The Ace" Anderson's ill-fated missions, click here.
And for those who wish to learn more about the art of raccoon psychology, click here.