Our mission is to infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Dr. Bland, where the most feared and revered of canned goods are held captive.

Armed with our trusty can-opening forceps, we will take down the defenses and free the prisoners of jam, soup, and vegetables.

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Join the mission and become a hero for the people! Or just a hero for the cans.

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