Our highly trained team of felines has infiltrated the headquarters of the nefarious Phase 3: Claw-ulation Point. We've got their laser pointers and staplers in a chokehold.
We've been using our advanced catnip-fueled hacking tools to disable their mainframes and steal their snack supplies. It's been a real claw-bashing good time.
We've also been working on a special project codenamed Omega Protocol. It's top-secret, so don't even think about trying to hack into it.