Objective: Infiltrate the cat lady's estate and acquire the legendary "Fluffy" catnip stash.
Subteams:
Last known contact with the cat lady: 3 hours ago. Her estate is surrounded by a moat of broken glass and despair.
Recommendations:
Note: Operation: Feline Fury is a high-risk operation. Proceed with caution.
By entering this site, you acknowledge that you're a consenting adult and are willing to risk it all for the sake of a good catnip score.
Expert marksmen, skilled in the art of catnip extraction.
Lead Agent: Agent Whiskers
Subteam Omega operates under the motto: "We're like a finely-tuned machine... with catnip."
Master hackers, capable of infiltrating even the most heavily fortified cat tower.
Lead Agent: Agent Purrfect Storm
Subteam Delta operates under the motto: "We're like a ghost in the machine... with cat hair."
Stealth specialists, adept at blending into the background and looking cute.
Lead Agent: Agent Fluffy McFurrypants
Subteam Gamma operates under the motto: "We're like a cat in the shadows... with a really bad haircut."