C prophets
We are the Alpha-1 Status Command, the most elite crew in the galaxy. Our mission is to serve as the ultimate authority on all things cool, and we're not afraid to use our laser pointers to prove it.
Crew Profile:
- Commander Zeta - The fearless leader with a penchant for 80s rock music
- Dr. Theta - The resident genius with a love for bad jokes
- Dr. Phi - The chief engineer with a talent for turning anything into a toaster