Phase 3: The Plan to Take Over the World (Again)
Objective: Establish a Network of Disgruntled Insurgents
Our agents have infiltrated key government institutions, gathered intel on their security protocols, and are now ready to strike.
Phase 3-1: Infiltration
- Infiltrate high-security facilities using our patented "Discreetly Blend In" method.
- Recruit disgruntled employees and turn them into loyal agents.
- Gather intel on their favorite coffee mug sizes and preferences.
Phase 3-2: Sabotage
- Tamper with their coffee machines to dispense an endless supply of bitter, cold brew coffee.
- Replace their toilet paper with an endless supply of itching powder.
- Install malware on their mainframe computers.
Phase 3-3: Exfiltration
- Extract our agents and transport them to safehouse locations.
- Disperse propaganda materials throughout the city.
- Establish a network of underground bunkers for our future leaders.